Post by MJJim-
I suspect that you are correct, but that's not why I'm writing. I
recently finished reading "Hollywood Kryptonite," a highly
entertaining and (perhaps) informative volume. I really enjoyed your
comments specifically. But a question lingers. Did anyone buy the
ashes that you were offered? And if so, did they believe they were
George's ashes?
I found it both amazing and humorous that you knew about the dog. Only
showbiz nutcases like you and I would have put that together in such a
Sherlockholmesian elementary fashion.
Do you have any irons in the not too distant fire? Sorry to say I saw
very few "Deadwood" episodes, but I liked what I did see. I did catch
your attempt at stand up comedy. Now, that takes balls, and you came
off pretty good.
What I'd really like to see are a few books from you. You seem to have
enough show business stories to fill several. Given the continued
popularity of your late father-in-law, a book of anticdotes on him
would be a good start. Doesn't have to be a full-blown bio; just a
collection of the tidbits I always enjoy hearing from you.
Anyway, continued success and best wishes!
I don't know if anyone ever fell for the ashes thing or whether the seller
found a buyer. I thought it was pretty funny, too funny to ruin by telling
him the truth.
That said, I utterly repudiate the book "Hollywood Kryptonite," despite the
assistance I gave the writers and the fact that they dedicated the hardcover
edition to me (among others). It's a work of fiction, imho, masquerading as
fact. The authors misled me and quite a number of other people in gaining
our help and insights, and apparently created huge chunks of the book out of
whole cloth or distorted versions of what they were told. I have nor have I
ever had a financial connection to the book's success or failure. I simply
was astonished with what they did with what they were told. Don't believe
any of it. Some of it's true, but so little as to make it easier to just
disbelieve the whole thing.
"Deadwood" is over, but the DVDs sell well, so there's a few hundred bucks a
year. Meantime, I console myself with a running part on "Supernatural", a
show on the CW network. I'm in my third season and we just got picked up
for a fourth.
The stand-up act on YouTube was something I did at a private party, that was
captured unbeknownst to me by someone's camera. I had no idea it had been
recorded till it showed up on YouTube. The party, in 2006, was more than 20
years after the last time I'd done stand-up, so I was winging it from an
increasingly creaky memory. It came out all right, I suppose, for what it
was and when it was.
I have a book coming out next year, though it's not quite the sort you
suggested. It's a memoir of the year following my wife's cancer diagnosis
and my daughter's autism diagnosis. Putnam's publishing it, probably in
spring, 2009. It's called "Life's That Way."
My father-in-law actually wrote an autobiography, and my agent is shopping
it even as we speak. Keep your fingers crossed.
Jim Beaver